Have my adoring fans returned once again?

[OOC: Anything goes pre volume 9, please. So no telling him what's happened in the world since he died against Abigail. Other than that, you're free to heckle him about whatever.]

What the fuck. I have no date to the gala!

Can't believe I'm actually fucking asking this. Any lonely girl looking for someone to go with? ... I promise I'll behave myself. Ugh.

[OOC: Strikes deleted. Guess who's been reading up on those "how to be a gentlemen" books Nill and Kiyone got for him? 8D]

Huh. I remember this curse. Luche was free the last time it happened.

Now.. down to business! Ladies, I accept all hugs, kisses, fondles, and compliments. And maybe a few other things as well, especially if you're a virgin~